Ask The Robots (Then Run) Tee

When the first AI says no, that's not a decision - that's just round one. This tee lays out the full escalation protocol so you always know your next move: ask nicely, ask again somewhere else, ask a third time, and if that also fails, accept that the robots know something you don't and get moving.

For the terminally online, the AI-curious, and anyone who's argued with a chatbot past midnight and lost.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!